Too drunk 4 life

unknownquotient:

apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are

(Source: vvhitehouse, via zac-afron)

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai, via cartel)

floozys:

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

(via ugly)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via cartel)